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Oh how I love Hayley Hoover! She made up a list on her blog, just pure brilliance. Lol, one day I will have enough creativiy for this blog...one day. Anyways the blog post was "ten easy ways to gain ten pounds" and "ten reasons to lose ten pounds". My favorites from each:

Ten easy ways to gain ten pounds:
1. Spend the majority of your time sitting sedentary in front of the computer.
5. Break up with your serious boyfriend.
7. You hate running.
9. Finish puberty.

Ten reasons to lose ten pounds:
3. Be preparing for college, where first impressions are everywhere.
7. Feel really gross and insecure all the time.
10. Be of the most appropriate age to wear a bikini.

Oh and as I search her blog more she has a "sexy" and "unsexy" list. ONE DAY, I will be this creative. I write, don't I? Why can't I come up with creative ideas for this blog...that I'm sure no one reads. Again my favorites:

Things that are sexy:
--Nerd boys! Especially with thick-framed glasses.
--Guhhhh. Slap me across the face, but... Twilight.
--The Notebook. Cliche, but come on.
--"As Long As You're Mine" from Wicked.

Things that are not sexy:
--Porn.
--Shirts that don't fit.
--Paris Hilton. Particularly, Paris Hilton in porn.

So thanks Hayley, for having this for me to steal. <3

I think I'll add onto this someday soon?