Book One!
Life's no fun for our favorite son
Until Hagrid busts in, now the party's begun
There's a sketchy trap door hidden in the third floor
And it looks like You-Know-Who is coming back for more
Book Two!
Feeling blue, hasn't heard from his crew
And now Dobby blocked the platform, so they can't get through
What a shocking twist, now their lives are at risk
Nobody look into the eyes of the basilisk
Book Three!
Bad guy free, going on a killing spree
There's a secret passage underneath the homicidal tree
Hide your rat and your owl, werewolf on the prowl
Now when I say "Remus Lupin" wanna hear you all...
HOoOoOoOoOowl!
Book Four!
Can't ignore, now it's getting hardcore
Goblet spit out Harry's name and now Ron's showing him the door
The Prophet's on the attack, you know they're just talking smack
'Cause L-O-R-D-V-O-L-D-E-M-O-R-T is back
Book Five!
Who'll survive? Will they get out alive?
Will he be gone for good or is gonna revive?
The Dark Lord's coming back strong, buy Umbridge says that they're wrong
Way too much happens in this book for me to fit in this song
(And this verse getse one more line because this book was so long)
Book Six!
In a fix, Harry gets all the chicks
He's got a killer textbook with a whole new bag of tricks
We ask is Snape really bad? And what about Harry's dad?
And why did J.K. have to go and make shippers so mad?
In the 7th book young Harry will face the final boss
Some think he'll beat the level, some folks expect a loss
But no matter the outcome, on this you can depend
That Rowling will be worth more than Bill Gates is by the end
Arist: Alas Earwax! http://www.myspace.com/earwaxrock
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