My husband, the Amazon Kindle was given away on Oprah today as her fucking free gift. Fucking husband is a whore.
No, I'm just jealous that I couldn't get my hands on the e-book, see my books wirelessly transmitted onto the simple screen! Without the Kindle I cannot travel easily!
But why, why wasn't I in Chicago on the Oprah set? WHY, Why wasn't I? I can answer this: I wouldn't see Oprah unless I could get the Kindle FOR FREE.
Anyone have three hundred dollars I could have?
/cry
Regards,
Carly
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